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The Signs™ as things my math teacher has said

  • Shout out to Mr. Janosek my home slice
  • Aries: Now you're choking me, now you're not
  • Taurus: Look at this biscuit head
  • Gemini: You have to have a college degree to throw things in here (this was a high school freshman geometry class)
  • Cancer: You guys did baller on the quiz
  • Leo: When you guys disagree with me it's really hard to listen to you
  • Libra: Mason is a liquid
  • Virgo: I can do the shapes
  • Scorpio: [spoken in an exaggerated midwestern cowboy accent] tangent
  • Sagittarius: I can't count
  • Capricorn: I was in the women's band that year
  • Aquarius: What's a GIF I only know Jpegs
  • Pisces: It's a one way roast street
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