Keith: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!
Lance: Nope, don’t remember, didn’t happen.
Keith:

noire: why the fuck is your wartortle named chapstick
spark: uhh i had chapstick in my pockets when i caught it….
noire: i can’t believe you’re a team leader
(happens a month after this)
(thank you to nimiana for spaghetti, salvesilverio for wingdings, thecolossalennui for chad, pkmn-trainer-touko-tajiri for fearow, hymnofthevalkyries for sassycheeks, coffeemakernamedhank for chapstick, and VaultedVagabond@twitter for donglord LOL)
The four Diamonds of Steven Universe.
Re-edited for missing pieces and inconsistencies, now brought together for your viewing pleasure.