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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ciphersiren

Anonymous asked:

No, you're more wonderful than your girlfriend ~~~

thanks for the compliment but hey dude listen

this is getting more than like jokes and stuff and idk what you want but it’s getting confusing since you’ve been sending these every day

like I have a girlfriend and honestly she’s the only one that I’ve never felt this way for since I’m aro ace so???? 

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blueumbriel

Bangs came from two cells. Followed by cries of two distressed cubs.

But no one came.

As punishment for the twins, the guards would separate the two in different cells, where no sounds can be heard from the inside, for they know that the two get very distressed every time that happens…even if Pix and Arrow aren’t aware that they are brothers by blood.

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estufar

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Connie: As long as we’re using walkie-talkies, we should use proper radio protocol.

Pearl: That’s a great idea! What was it that humans always end their sentences with over these communication devices?

Connie: It’s “over,” isn’t it?

Connie: Pearl?

galaxity

@qankiri

mitzusart

fUCK

blastovkatamarinecromancy

Connie: Pearl? It’s “Over”, isn’t it? Isn’t it? Isn’t it “Over”?

ambicrow

I am crying and laughing at the same time!

Source: estufar A HA HA HA steven universe
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