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wayfaringmd

Resident S: Guys I may have just had the best patient encounter of all time. 

Wayfaring: Do tell!

S: Saw a lady with hypertension and diabetes… and she’s peri-menopausal… She’s decided she wants to have another baby though she had a tubal ligation over 20 years ago. 

Attending: Nice.

S: And when she had the tubal the doctor did it through her belly button.

Wayfaring: Mmhmm…

S: So she says she and her husband are having sex a LOT…

Wayfaring: Okayyy…

S: ….in her bellybutton.

ALL: WHAT?!

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S: Because obviously, that’s where her tubes are.

Attending: But… what…how does that…how big is her bellybutton?!

S: Normal size. Additionally, her husband is a big man. And I assume well endowed to go with his stature. 

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Attending: So wait… did she come in for infertility? 

S: Nope, abdominal pain. 

ALL: 

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I… cannot beat this.

Not even with the guy who stopped taking his medication for chronic diarrhea because he had diarrhea.

Not even with the guy who shot his fingers off “teaching his friend how to shoot”

Not even with the lady who rushed, sobbing, into to er because she was weeding her garden and “could smell her vagina.”

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Source: wayfaringmd