i mean cmon this place should be CRAWLING with sandshrew
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** TO THE TUNE OF THERE! RIGHT THERE! (GAY OR EUROPEAN) **
[PIDGE]
there! right there!
look at that smooth and creamy skin
look at the killer shape he’s in
his hair is past his chin
oh please he’s gay, totally gay!
[ALLURA]
i’m not about to celebrate
every trait could indicate
the totally straight expatriate
this guy’s not gay, i say not gay
[ALL]
that’s the balmera in the room
well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically radically fay?
[SHIRO]
but look at his long and whispy locks
[PIDGE]
look at his bright and purple socks
[ALLURA]
there’s the eternal paradox
there is a flaw
[PIDGE]
what’s the flaw?
[ALLURA]
is he gay?
[PIDGE]
of course he’s gay!
[ALLURA]
or a galra?
This month’s Fandom Foodies theme is #PokeNOM, so I did those liars at 4KIDS a solid and made jelly donuts that look like onigiri.
I expect my thank you card from them to be in the mail anytime now.

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Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
IT’S BACK
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
ITS BACK
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
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Why do I think of Marico from this xD
。:+٩(≧▽≦)۶+:。
UGH BUT THIS ISN’T EVEN THE FULL POST I HATE THIS