Red and Blue make Purple

[lionbots]

[y-annah]

i love lance <3 he’s my leggy son

[angelrin89]

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

Jesus fuck okay so I’m a waitress at this restaurant that’s open really late and it’s nearly 1am and this family comes in and I’m so tired that I handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this” in a serious voice and I fucking snorted

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

GOD DAMN IT I PUT THEIR FUCKING FOOD DOWN AND NO ONE WAS TALKING SO THIS LIL SHIT FUCKING EXCLAIMS “WELL IT LOOKS DELICIOUS” I LOVE THIS FUCKING KID

[angelrin89]

Originally posted by avatarthelastairbendermemes

[eyrecura]

[eyrecura]

[thatsthat24]

Fun Life Hacks! 🏢 (W/ Leo Anderson)

[sparklyferriswheel]

Thomas: My favorite thing about hotels:
Both: Free stuff!
Thomas: Free shower stuff
Leo: Yeah!
Thomas: Free toilet paper
Leo: right?!
Thomas: Free lamp
Leo: what?
Thomas: FREE BED
Leo: THOMAS…NO

[creativecreepie]

• Lance: Hey Keith, did you know that in space, no one can hear us scream? *waggles eyebrows*
• Keith: ...? Of course I know that. Sound doesn't travel through space. Why are you telling me this? Also why would we be screaming anyways?
• Shiro: Lance you're grounded

[eyrecura]

• me looking at photos other people took of me: Who is this incredibly awful person? This bridge goblin? Who let this happen

[eyrecura]

[lionbots]

[nsigure]

cold hands

[creativecreepie]

• Lance: Allura, did you know that the human brain doesn't fully develop until we're 25?
• Allura: I am made painfully aware of that on a daily basis.

[lionbots]

[holtmatthew]

#I woke up like this