- Pidge, on the first day at the Garrison: My name is Pidge B. Gunderson. The “B” stands for “Bush did 9/11” but I just go by Pidge
How come Pidge was able to sneak into the Garrison so easily? I’m not talking about the whole hiding her gender either, like she literally looks exactly like Matt. Matt who attended the Garrison. Matt who was launched into space by THE GARRISON. Why wasn’t anyone like “Hey, isn’t that the kid we sent to Kerberos? The one that died? Why is he back and also de-aged?” Why wasn’t anyone like “Pretty sure that’s his sister we keep kicking out of here.” I just don’t get it, I want answers, everyone is so damn unobservant.

