Anonymous asked:
11. things you said when you were drunk
oooooo okie dokie :) (this is a modern au)
“You know….you have…..really…weird eyes.”
“Is that so, Lance?” Keith asked, looking at his friend in amusement. Lance nodded, almost tripping again. Keith grabbed his arm, which was around his own shoulders, tighter.
“Yeeaa.” His words slurred, “They’re like, not grey, annnd nottlike, purple? But kind of purple and they glimmmer in the light n….n’…they’re real pretty ok Keith?” Keith fought back the urge to laugh because holy crap Lance was totally smashed.
“They’re so pretty, Keith…so pretty….gimme ‘em, I want themm.” Lance reached up, groping at Keith’s face as if to take his eyes.
“Dude, Lance, no, get off oh my god.” Keith was still hiding a smile as he helped Lance into his (god-given) first floor dorm room.
“Butt Keithhh they’re so pretttty.” Lance whined, then his face went a funny color, “Oh, god I’m gonna puke.”
The next morning, Lance woke up with a blinding headache. Keith was there and gladly handed him an Asprin and water, waiting until Lance gulped both down to lean over and flutter his eyelashes.
“So, you think my eyes are pretty?”
