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So, the gang is hanging out...

  • Leo: *grinning* Hey, Neeks, what does Aphrodite look like to you?
  • Nico: ...
  • Will: ...
  • Annabeth: Leo, maybe that isn't such a-
  • Nico: She looks a lot like Percy-
  • Annabeth: WHAT NOW
  • Percy: WAIT REALLY
  • Will: *looks down*
  • Nico: *completely poker-faced but slowly starting to grin*
  • Nico: You know, if Percy was taller, tanner, blond, blue-eyed-
  • Percy: JASON WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT, BRO
  • Nico: Freckled, was a healer, was a son of Apollo, and much hotter.
  • Everyone but Percy: *dying of laughter*
  • Percy: Okay, that is just RUDE. *looks at Jason desperately* I'm still your type, right, bro?
  • Jason: *completely sincere* Of course, bro.
  • Percy: Bro...
  • Jason: Bro...
  • Piper: So... I'm still here... You know... Your girlfriend...
  • Annabeth: Welcome to the club.
  • Annabeth and Piper: *glare at Hazel and Calypso*
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