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gottablastfast asked:

dO YOU HAVE ANY FIC RECS CAUSE I CANT FIND ANY FOR THE LIFE OF ME PLS AN THANK

Keith Kogane wasn’t really interested in the art of witchcraft until he found a small shop in the city - and it honestly was one of the best decisions he ever made. HERE WE GOOOOOO LADIES N GENTS

dirty laundry by Gibsylthe: 

“Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?”
Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn’t sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right?
“Alright, it’s a deal.”

i KNOW this one is super huge (and the author is taking her time updating) but it’s SO GOOD!!! The klance moments are amazing, and I love it. I love it, I love it, I love it. And the art and fanbase is amazing as well!!!

boom crash the sound of my ship by maychorian:

After a Galra attack splits Voltron, the blue lion is damaged and falls toward the jungle planet below. Shiro follows, and now he and Lance are stranded in hostile territory, fighting to survive. Lance is injured, Shiro is having flashbacks, and help is far away. And the Galra just…keep coming.

ooooh my god. oh my god. this fic kills me. A+ writing and characterization, the plot it amazing, sharpshooter Lance and Shiro is freaking lovely, and hurt/comfort?? good!!! I LOVE THIS FIC OK

of florists and tennis shoes by venpast:

‘Lance wasn’t sure if he’d imagined the brief tremble at the corner of Keith’s lips or not, that slight stutter that promised a smile. But before he could guess further, Keith gave his knee a shove and got to his feet. He reached out to him, “I’m done here, and I’ve still got some daisies to sell you.”

“Yeah,” Lance agreed, looking down at the extended palm, noting the little Saturn tattoo on the inside of Keith’s wrist where the sleeve hiked. He took the hand, “better not overprice those too, you asshole.”’

(in which lance is a broke university student trying to impress a pretty girl with flowers, but ends up falling for the florist that sells them instead.)

THIS ONE IS SO GOOD it’s klance but I love it!!!! so good!!!!!!!!!!! it’s angsty in all the right way, be warned!!!

pepsicola by stalemateBecs:

It starts like this: Lance looking up at the scoreboard only a few days into his Garrison training and muttering to himself, “What the hell kind of a name is Keith?”


Or, Keith and Lance fall in love. Eventually.
DAY 2: love // hate

Soooo good. SoooooooooooOOOO good. the klance dynamic is awesome and the writing is amazing and it’s sOOO GOOOD

trembling lips by nonna:

Lance is an emotional person who cries easily (and does the trembly-lip thing a lot) but tries to stay strong in front of the team.

OR

Five times Lance stopped himself from crying in front of his teammates, and the one time he couldn’t hold it back.

this fic. THIS FIC IS SO ANGSTY AND AMAZING BUT I LOVE IT!! It explores Lance’s thoughts and character really well :DDDD

on thin ice by Minadora:

Once upon a time, two Canadian nerds decided to start a figure skating au about their two space sons and their wonderful misfit friends. Ten pages of headcanons later we finally put electronic pen to electronic paper and created this monstrosity.
This multi-chapter fic chronicles the lives of a hockey player named Keith who gets forcibly enlisted into figure skating lessons by his brother, Shiro, “work on his footwork”. There, he meets a pompous - yet talented - figure skater named Lance and gets swept away by both the sport and the skater.

this one is sooooo cute, and i lOVE a good hockey/ice skating fic. it’s funny too and just generally awesome

the bruises and contusions will remind me what you did when you wake by asexualrey:

a series of one shots centered around the paladins and hurt/comfort

this series is amazing. it’s all comfort and hurt and it’s sooo good. warning though, people get sick and stuff so if you’re not into the whole sick/vomiting thing i wouldn’t but I!!!! love!!!!!!!!!!!!!! these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck me up by Azure_Wavelet:

Based off of this post on tumblr:

velazyraptor:

Okay but consider:
 Keith pretending to be lance’s boyfriend to ruin lance’s attempts to flirt with aliens

HAHHAHA THIS ONE IS SOOO FUNNY OMG AND CUTE AND I LOVE IT OK KLANCE IS GOOD LIFE IS GOOD

call me, beep me by safra:

(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy…
(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
(00:45) What
(00:46) The
(00:46) Fuck???
(00:47) Oh good, you are awake!

where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there

THIS ONE IS SO GOOD AND CUTE AND THERES KITTENS AND PIDGE AND HUNK ARE TEAMING UP AND ITS GREAT OK I LOVE THIS FIIIIICCCC

crossroads by manamune:

When Keith crashed his Lion into a Galra warship in order to stop it from destroying a solar system, and more importantly, his friends, he was fully prepared to die for it.

What he didn’t prepare for was to wake up in an alternate universe where he and Lance were dating.

mmmm this some goooood shit. cue confused keith and lance and cute moments and its so awkward at times but soOO GOOD

entangled by mackerelmademedoit:

When Keith found himself mentally linked to Lance of all people, he never thought that it would end in anything but irritation and misery on both sides. He certainly never imagined that it would be a useful asset in team Voltron’s fight against the Galra Empire. Now if he can just keep his feelings in check, they might actually have a chance at defeating Zarkon.

Needless to say, when he’d wished for a ‘bonding moment’ with Lance, this wasn’t exactly what he’d had in mind.

(Eventual romance and possibly mature content for later chapters).

I LOVE THE MINDMELDING STUFF OK!!! and it’s got some AMAZING art!!!!! SO GOOD!!!! and it’s just so silly and cute at times and I LOVE IT

everything’s going to be fine again by hollo: 

After a long separation the paladins are back in the castle, but a month’s long wait to be rescued, a month of isolation and seclusion, can leave it’s mark. Keith is more than happy to be back, and could possibly say the same about the fact that Lance has become much more familiar with him ever since they’d returned, but there is something stirring under the surface. Things are not what they seem, and the effects of the separation are greater than he could ever had expected…

OK SO THIS ONE IS P GORY JUST A HEADS UP, SO DONT READ IF YOU DON’T LIKE STUFF LIKE THIS, IT’S HORROR BASICALLY buttttt I love it and this is so goooood and there’s more to it, it’s a series and it’s just, so good. so good. just be careful if you don’t like gore and psychological horror

my youth is yours by MilkTeaMiku:

An unforseen blast in the middle of a battle de-ages Lance into a child for a week.

Keith does not understand babies.

THIS ONE IS SO CUTE AND I LOVE BABIES AND LANCE IS SUUUUCH A CUTE BABY OK ITS ADORABLE AND THE SECOND ONE WITH KEITH IS EVEN BETTER!!! the writing is A+++++

blueprints by UnderTheSilentStars:

“While soulmarks themselves were common, it was rare for someone to have anything other than the name of their other half…and Lance had a red paw print.”

Soulmark AU

this one is so good, the klance is amazing, the oblivious keith and lance being a dumb dumb, also, heads up this one is slightly nsfw later on?? idk man its just really good

aspen falls by spoopertrouper:

The quiet town of Aspen Falls, Maine is changed when an alien ship crash-lands in the backyard of Lance Sanchez. Inside the ship he finds the apparent last surviving member of the Galra - an alien race whose planet has been ravaged by war. The young alien (Keith) was sent to Earth to find his human mother, but was knocked off course. Together, with his friends Pidge and Hunk, Lance and Keith try to find his missing mother, all while avoiding the government scientists who seek to use Keith and his advanced technology for their own nefarious purposes.

Inspired by Twin Peaks, Stranger Things, and various 80’s/90’s movies.

THIS IS SO GOOD OK ITS SO CUTE AND I LOVED STRANGER THINGS SO

fuckign witches by MEEE:

Keith Kogane wasn’t really interested in the art of witchcraft until he found a small shop in the city - and it honestly was one of the best decisions he ever made.

hahaha self promotions butttt heeeeey

SORRY THIS TURNED INTO SORT OF A KLANCE THING BUT HERE YOU GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! these are the ones i love love love and hope you enjoy them too!!!!!!!

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I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

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Anonymous asked:

Howdy. I'm a new witch, (and by that I mean I have been researching for a couple months and just swing into action yesterday) And I don't quite get where to begin as in my store that I go to only sells Wiccan books and I'm not sure if I should buy those, Help.

!! Alright, well, honestly? Screw the books for now. Start out online. The internet it a wonderful wonderful thing. Tumblr has some great blogs for you to look at too!!!! Use those as your references and guides. That’s how I do it. I only have two books, and one’s not even witch-specific. 

Don’t buy them it you’re not sure, because then you’re just wasting money. Wait until you’re POSITIVE.

Start small!!! If you’ve been researching, you should understand a little an dmaybe know what catches your eye. Start there and grow.

You got this! I believe in you!!!!

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A Quick Summary of Voltron:

tiredbirbprince

Keith: You did that thing wrong 

Lance: (ง'̀-‘́)ง  (ง'̀-‘́)ง  (ง'̀-'́)ง

Pidge: I’m a girl

Lance: (;゜0゜)(;゜0゜)(;゜0゜)

Coran: Earth is far away

Lance: ಥ_ಥ  ಥ_ಥ  ಥ_ಥ

Alurra: Hello Lance

Lance: ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_  ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_  ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

Hunk: You’re my best bud

Lance: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ  (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ  (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ 

Shiro: Lance stop that

Lance (.-.)  (.-.)  (.-.)

Team: Why’re you like this

Lance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bonus:

Team: Just kidding Lance we all love you

Lance: (´v`)  (´v`)  (´v`)

Source: tiredbirbprince this this is so him????