when you spend half the morning working the tool checkout desk wondering why the tour groups are shooting weird looks in your direction and then you remember


update: the ceramdick is no longer there
i hope he is in a better place
There is a story behind that
someone made a plaster cast of her boyfriends dick and proceeded to clip cast it and fire it
we were all sitting around one day and someone was like “it ain’t small” and someone else piped up with “and remember the shrinkage rate was 10%”
they used the mold to make like 200 dick shaped crayons for their BFA show
GUESS WHO I FOUND


OMG I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHICH “COCK YOUR HAT” JOKE TO USE FIRST
also is that a…… mole….???





