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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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During the final battle against the Galra

  • Lance: (shooting Galra soldiers) will you marry me?
  • Keith: I don't think now's the best time.
  • Lance: now may be the only time! I love you. I've made my choice, what's yours?
  • Keith: (over intercom) Allura, marry us!
  • Allura: I'm a little busy at the moment!
  • Hunk: seriously, guys?
  • Allura: *sighs* dearly beloved, we be gathered here today...
  • Shiro: skip that, say your vows!
  • Lance: Keith Kogane, do you take me to be your husband?
  • Keith: I do. Lance McClain, do you take me to be your husband, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?
  • Lance: I do.
  • Allura: as princess of Altea I now pronounce you...
  • (fighting sounds)
  • Allura: you may kiss...
  • (more fighting sounds)
  • Allura, Shiro, Pidge, Hunk and Coran: JUST KISS!
Source: so-cruel-yet-so-beautiful hahahha me i want to be married like this no joke
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Writing while deliriously tired

  • While Writing: I'm so creative right now, it's like all the normal constraints have been lifted. Wow I wrote 2,000 words in 30 minutes! This is going to be great.
  • Rereading the Next Day: I used the word 'Beautiful' 8 times in this sentence and instead of 'reassuring' I wrote 'refrigerator.' Also the tenses switched 3 times in one paragraph and I started writing about a character who isn't even in this story.
Source: zywritesporn HAHHAHAHA MEEEE THIS IS SOOOOO ME