- tumblr shower thoughts: articulated, calculated, humorously existential, observational
- real shower thoughts: BOP BOP BOP BOP TO THE TOP FUCK I ALMOST SLIPPED THE PARAMEDICS WOULD HAVE FOUND ME NAKED I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I WORK REALLY HARD FUCK AM I REALLY OUT OF SHAMPOO ALREADY
do u ever get like water hungry…
