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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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maralie

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

feralmermaids

#ppl are gonna write their dissertations on this shit (x)

// @antlered-kitten

lemonadesoda

This reminds me of the time when I was on vacation with my family and we were hiking, and after using a rest stop, the conversation turned to the grossness of outhouses and port-a-potties, and I said that if I ever got splashback from a port-a-potty, “my soul would depart my body.” My parents found that hilarious, and my dad commented that my generation can be so clever with words bc he would only think to say something like “It would be disgusting” which doesn’t convey the sentiment nearly as well as “my soul would depart my body.”

starcunning

Adjacent but relevant is Tia Baheri’s “Your Ability to Can Even: A Defense of Internet Linguistics”

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inkymint
Day 15
I’m always a sucker for a hogwarts au 💙❤️
and now I’m officially halfway through inktober!!!

Day 15

I’m always a sucker for a hogwarts au 💙❤️

and now I’m officially halfway through inktober!!!

klance keith kogane lance mcclain voltron voltron legendary defender inktober inktober 2016 harry potter au pleeeaaase do not come into my inbox fighting me on them being gryffindors...im tired.... im open to many headcanons i just wanted to think about them being on the same quidditch team finished work