i want the RFA to form voltron
- the moral i expected from zootopia: if you work hard you can achieve your dreams
- the moral i got from it: we all have internalized prejudices and while that doesn't automatically make you a cruel person, refusing to acknowledge and attempt to work past them will inevitably hurt others no matter what your intentions may be.
Kitten And Owlet Become Best Friends And Nap Buddies
I’m gonna die
i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”
i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly
This reminds me of the time when I was on vacation with my family and we were hiking, and after using a rest stop, the conversation turned to the grossness of outhouses and port-a-potties, and I said that if I ever got splashback from a port-a-potty, “my soul would depart my body.” My parents found that hilarious, and my dad commented that my generation can be so clever with words bc he would only think to say something like “It would be disgusting” which doesn’t convey the sentiment nearly as well as “my soul would depart my body.”
Adjacent but relevant is Tia Baheri’s “Your Ability to Can Even: A Defense of Internet Linguistics”
No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…
- [After Jumin's and MC's marriage]
- Zen: I guarantee you, in 10 years I will be MC's second husband~
- Yoosung: What will happen to the current one??
- Zen: Nothing you can prove.




