1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
miraculer littleblackchats
caprette

when you spend half the morning working the tool checkout desk wondering why the tour groups are shooting weird looks in your direction and then you remember 

image
image
caprette

update: the ceramdick is no longer there 

i hope he is in a better place

summon-the-stars

There is a story behind that

caprette

someone made a plaster cast of her boyfriends dick and proceeded to clip cast it and fire it 

we were all sitting around one day and someone was like “it ain’t small” and someone else piped up with “and remember the shrinkage rate was 10%”

floralentropy

they used the mold to make like 200 dick shaped crayons for their BFA show

caprette

GUESS WHO I FOUND

image
image
littleblackchats

OMG I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHICH “COCK YOUR HAT” JOKE TO USE FIRST

also is that a…… mole….???

Source: caprette I KNEW THERE WAS A JOKE TO BE HAD IN THERE SOMEWHERE A COCK OF THE HAT A HAT OF THE COCK NSFW