bird unimpressed with own trick
- mobster: tonight, you'll be sleepin with the fishes
- me, someone who loves fish very much: oh boy!
i dont know what I was trying to do with this but i fucking failed
Bunny: [high-pitched voice, exaggerated accent] “Hey kids! This is a public service announcement for bananas! [breaks character; laughs] Bunny says eat your freakin’ bananas, kids! They’re delicious, they’re nutritious, and they’ll help you avoid becoming a fat, nasty trash like me! [cracks up] Bananas! [giggling uncontrollably] I’m gonna rupture my urethra!”





