Inspired/an answer to an anon ask where my response somehow became 1500 words long. Sorry anon for that.
Luka: You are Nette right?
Nette: It’s pronounced Nette, but yeah? You’re Luka, Juleka’s brother? The guy who can flip cars with a single stroke of your guitar?
Luka: I guess. I was just wondering if I were to ask Marinette out what would your advice be?
Nette: Actually say you like her? Don’t give her speeches about how inaction is best? Take some insulin
Luka: Insulin?
Nette: With all her sweetness you’ll need it, diabetes isn’t fun
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Luka: Hi Marinette, would you like to grab ice-cream with me
Adrien: I would love to come
Marinette: Um, sure
Luka: Adrien, I didn’t-
Adrien: Look at that I just bought an ice-cream parlor. Let’s go there.
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Aidan: Nette mentioned you were spending a lot of time with a guy called Luka?
Marinette: Yeah, it’s Juleka’s brother. Super nice guy, plays guitar.
Aidan: I have 2 spare Jagged Stone tickets if you want them for a date
Marinette: So you don’t mind I may date him?
Aidan: Provided you’re happy. It’ll be a nice change to you being oblivious about a guy’s feelings
Marinette: Wait, do you?
Aidan: Just hope one day my little red clad angel will see me that way too one day
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Nette: You ever think about how much easier it would be if people weren’t so blind and realised when people liked them?
Adrien: Yeah, it’s so-
Nette: No. Not you. You have the worst blindness
Aidan: Tell me about it
Nette: You aren’t much better
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Nette pretending to be Marinette
Nette: Thanks Luka for meeting me. I really do appreciate everything. You are just a wonderful, amazing, kind, and talented person. It’s just not fair for me to date you in the hopes one day I may like you. The truth is…the truth is I love someone else and I don’t love you. I’m really sorry if I led you on or gave you false hope.
Luka: I understand. You like Aidan right?
Nette: Yeah. Just waiting for him to notice.
Luka: I’m still glad you considered me. Do you mind if I play you a song before we depart?
Nette: Don’t make reference to flipping cars. Don’t make reference to what happened before Captain Hardrock attacked. Don’t make a comment about destruction
Nette: Yeah, I’d like that
Luka: Thank you. Nette
Nette: Damn it! When did you figure it out?
Luka: When you told me you were waiting for him to notice. Your heart sounded…not like you’d expect. I’ll still play you a song
Nette: Sure you don’t want to go to a field so you don’t cause any property damage?
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Luka: Nette, your hair looks good today
Nette: Thanks
Luka: I never noticed those flecks of silver in your eyes
Nette: Always had them
Luka: I think you look really cute
Nette: Already know it
Luka: I love that kindness you had when protecting your sister and that new purse you designed
Nette: You don’t know what you’re talking about
Luka: Has anyone ever told you you’re adorable?
Nette: Everyday
Luka: You have more passion than Jagged Stone. More beauty than an Agreste dress. More class than a princess. More heroism than ladybug. You are an everyday superhero who doesn’t need powers to be amazing or a spotlight to shine. Although you may be salty I know its just to hide sweetness. A sweetness that you devote to those deserve it and know just what a kind heart you have.
Nette: What? No, that’s….STOP IT!
Aidan: Did he just break Nette?
Luka kisses Nette’s cheek
Marinette: He broke Nete
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After a whole thing of Chat taking Luka’s miraculous and a long fight to prove Luka is worthy of Nette especially after he switched sister’s so quickly.
Chat: What’s the matter, snake? If you can’t even-
Mousenette: Yoink! Scale up, Sass!
Nette goes from Mousenette (no proper name yet. Probably Mouseketeer) to Venamouse
Venamouse: Look here you little fools. I’ve taken down an akuma by just insulting their name and I’ve sassed Hawky so much he won’t send akumas my way. Do you really think I need some house cat and a part-time snake to protect me? So here’s the deal, if some girl wants to date this dyed blue want to be rockstar let her. It really isn’t your business kitty.
Luka: Venamouse! You look adorable in that outfit
Venamouse: Don’t I know it?
Chat: Luka, stop flirting with every girl!
Luka: One day he’ll figure out identities and slap himself




