Lance: What do you fight with?
Keith: My sword.
Lance: Okay, what if you get disarmed?
Keith: I pull out my knife.
Lance: Why do you have- Ok, what if you lose the knife?
Keith: I use my elbows.
Lance: … What?
Keith: They’re really sharp and pointy.
Lance: What do you fight with?
Keith: My sword.
Lance: Okay, what if you get disarmed?
Keith: I pull out my knife.
Lance: Why do you have- Ok, what if you lose the knife?
Keith: I use my elbows.
Lance: … What?
Keith: They’re really sharp and pointy.
Pidge: They’re saying they need a virgin sacrifice.
Lance: How about we give them Keith? I’m sure he’d jump on the opportunity to put himself in danger.
Keith, seriously: That wouldn’t work.
Pidge & Lance: What
Keith, internally: r e g r e t
ILIMA IS A SAVAGE JUST COMPLETELY IGNORING TEAM SKULLS FIRST APPEARANCE