charminglyantiquated
just walks around your house with one of these and puts out all your candles
thank you. it is bedtime
thespace-dragonMy take on Hades & Persephone!!
*disclaimer* This is my own retelling of the myth, she doesn’t get kidnapped in this version
javidraws
the underworld is brighter, thanks to Persephone
(This is a version of the myth where she doesn’t get kidnapped!!)
lahiffed
markiplier
R.I.P GROMP
Killed by DoggoD
In a bizarre turn of events, GROMP is dead. After being arrested for suspected cannabilism by WEE WOO, GROMP managed to narrowly escape from the cop car using lip balm he snatched from Mr. Lips. However, the escape attempt made him hungry and he started to gnaw on the first meat-like substance he could get his mouth on. It just so happened to be DoggoD’s leg. DoggoD was not pleased…
Mr. Lips signed with a music studio. Should he survive this ordeal he’ll have a promising career ahead of him.
WEE WOO found a bus that is rigged to blow if it ever goes under 55mph. He’s speeding it towards the nearest ramp.
Bob found a tunnel that leads outside. He didn’t take it.
lenoreofraven
Petty Nette
Chat: Hi Marinette,
Marinette: Do you want me to get my dad up here?
Chat: No, it’s kind of personal
Marinette: Oh ok. DAD!
Chat: Why? I said it was personal
Marinette: Sorry, since you rejected me in front of them rather than dealing with that personal matter in private thought you’d want them here now.
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Marinette completes a full sketch book of designs if she akumatised. Outfit, powers, name, and even possible reasons.
Marinette: Hey ya Hawky, got a gift for you to celebrate one year since you first hit Paris
He collects it out of sheer curiosity. He starts plotting and sees it as an invitation…until the last page which simply reads: “Too bad you never can akumatise me or I’m not a baby or Lila. Also these I have all trademarked and copyrighted so if you use any you then owe me money”
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Lila: What’s that on your book?
Marinette: Tally of how many days you have gone without being akumatised
Lila: Why is there only one dash above that line?
Marinette: That’s the tally of how much of what you said I’ve believed. You really aren’t going well
Lila: What did you believe?
Marinette: That you are Volpina
Lila: Was really expecting you just to say my name
Marinette: I’m still not convinced Lila Rossi is your real name
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Alya: I know this sounds terrible but I hope we have something happen soon as the ladyblog hasn’t been updated in a while
Marinette: Maybe you could use this opportunity to fact check past posts as you have so much time
hilarioushumorfromouterspace
thetristevaguard
ruinedchildhood