Red and Blue make Purple

[crusanite]

[everydaylouie]

today i saw a birb runnin’ fast

[ash-is-boss]

[kwiatku]

whateves 

[crusanite]

[paulwelsey]

Omg

[vancityreynolds]

FUCK 

[fullten]

Women aren’t allowed to have knees

[camalilium]

betty spaghetti lookin ass

[crusanite]

• what she says: I'm fine
• what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they're raising that they're a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don't want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren't explored in the movies (original or remake) or they're the worst "good" parents in fictional family history.

[crusanite]

deodorantdevouringdinosaur asked:

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO EAT A TOOTSIE POP?

re-unknown answered:

To much information but this is what we really care about

There you go my friend

[crusanite]

[destinyrush]

People who think a woman breastfeeding her baby is sexual seriously need professional help.

[raevinthedipshit]

Breastfeeding is an actual fetish tho…. Like… Go ahead and breastfeed in public. That’s great. But don’t shame people because they think of it sexually.

[pumpkabooagainstddlg]

And yet here I am, kinkshaming. If someone can view anything involving a child as sexual or sexually arousing then they need fucking help.

[siderealsandman]

m8 people jack off to feet too but you don’t see us banning sandals

[crusanite]

[trans-fred-luo]

white people are mad Mark Hamill said called Trump’s cabinet “a who’s who of despicable people”, vowing to never watch Star Wars again and all of that noise but like… Did you really think the man who played Luke Skywalker was going to be ok with a fascist government I’m just wondering

[dar-draws]

mimikyu and mar’i doodle before bed

[blueumbriel]

[thebunnyartist]

Meet Yoda, a precious and timid child who loves to run and eat sweets.