Red and Blue make Purple

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• Viktor: How can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me)?

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• Plisetsky: You're blocking the view.
• Viktor: I am the view.

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• Viktor: When the bread popped out of the toaster, no one knew what to put on it!
• Viktor: Jelly, margarine, cinnamon sugar?
• Viktor: I suggested... BUTTER!
• Viktor: Crumbs were EVERYWHERE.
• Plisetsky: Man, he said "let's tell ghost stories", not toast stories.

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• Plisetsky [to Viktor]: You're the definition of needy. I remember one time you called me at 3 AM just to make sure we were still friends.

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I’M LITERALLY DYING AT THIS NEW EPISODE EVERY WEEK I FALL IN LOVE

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• Viktor [to Chris]: Hey, we like to keep this part of the rink dry, so whatever you're doing right there has gotta stop.

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• Viktor: I don't like to throw the word... Butthead, around too often. If you call everyone a butthead, it sort of loses its impact. But I can say without hesitation that Yurio is being a real dick.

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• Viktor: Quick question about Yuuri! Does he have any Russian in him?
• Plisetsky: No one answer him.
• Viktor: Why? I just want to know if Yuuri has any Russian in him.
• Plisetsky: [To Everyone] Silence!!
• Viktor: Does he have any Russian in him?
• Phichit: I don't think he does.
• Viktor: Would he <i>like</i> some?

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Oh my gosh you guys!!! I can’t believe I missed the 1,000 follower milestone!!!

I promise I am trying to figure out this queue stuff haha

I might be accepting mod applications soon here, so if you’re interested, keep your eyes peeled!!!

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• Viktor: I think I can bring more flair to the competition.
• Plisetsky: When I think about you, I think about the f word. And it's not flair.