Red and Blue make Purple

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• Plisetsky: Pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win. We're all losers as long as we live in the reality where it's commonplace to put fruit on pizza.
• Viktor: Tomato is a fruit.
• Plisetsky: Blocked.
• Viktor: You can block me but you can't block the truth!

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• Katsuki's Mom: Uh oh!
• Viktor: What?
• Katsuki's Mom: Somebody's in love!
• Viktor: Please. I just respect Yuuri as a worthy opponent, alright? It's not as though I lay awake at night thinking about him.
• Viktor (in bed that night, wide awake): ...Uh oh.

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• Katsuki: I was so worried I baked a whole cake! And then I ate the whole cake...

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• <p> <b>Viktor:</b> Yurio's at a very special age where he only has one thing on his mind.<p/><b>Katsuki:</b> Girls?<p/><b>Plisetsky:</b> Homicide.<p/></p>

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• Katsuki: I don't care what anyone else says, the middle of the oreo is the best part.
• Viktor: Light without darkness, darkness and no light. One cannot exist without the other.
• Plisetsky: Yo Socrates, it's just a fucking cookie!

[incorrect-yuri-on-ice]

• <p> <b>Katsuki:</b> Yurio is mad at me and I'm not sure why.<p/><b>Viktor:</b> Okay, were you talking before he got upset?<p/><b>Katsuki:</b> Yes.<p/><b>Viktor:</b> That's probably it.<p/></p>

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• Viktor: Underneath this cool exterior, there is a sad human being.

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• Plisetsky: Hi, I lost my friend, Viktor. Can I make an announcement?
• Employee: Of course.
• Plisetsky (leaning into mic): Goodbye you little shit.

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• Katsuki: *screams*
• Viktor: ...What was that?
• Katsuki: I just thought about my anxieties and it's like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove.

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• Viktor: And what does my little boy want?
• Plisetsky: An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.