*slams fist on table*
HOW

AM I

SUPPOSED TO

WAIT

FOR ANOTHER WEEK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*slams fist on table*
HOW

AM I

SUPPOSED TO

WAIT

FOR ANOTHER WEEK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
It’s almost your birthday, right? My grandpa made these pirozhki himself! Yummy, aren’t they?