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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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kardashiansfuckyeah

reblog this or you’ll have bad luck for 44 days and 12 nights

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safelov

i would reblog this with no threat why you gotta be like that

sporadicbrainwavesbrainfades

i reblog this for the baby tortoise eating mashed potato

slightlyobssesive

That’s a frickin adorable baby turtle man.

Source: kardashiansfuckyeah for the turtle only for the turtle don't give a damn about luck this world needs more turtles eating mashed potatoes
starvsforever axis2800

Anonymous asked:

Star realizes she has a crush on Marco when Jackie asks him out for a date causing Star to get jealous, so Star casts a spell on them to ruin the date which only causes them to get more intimate. Does this mean Coochie Coochie Coo was right?

sinfulstarvsconfessions answered:

We don’t ever speak of Coochie Coochie Coo again

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axis2500

I have NEVER felt so disgusted about anything in my entire life, even while reading listening to that accursed story.

starvsforever

Pfft - Atlas

Source: sinfulstarvsconfessions