hhaa this is hilarious
Whaaaaaaaaaat is thiiiiiiiiiiiis *dies laughing*
reblog this or you’ll have bad luck for 44 days and 12 nights

i would reblog this with no threat why you gotta be like that
i reblog this for the baby tortoise eating mashed potato
That’s a frickin adorable baby turtle man.
Anonymous asked:
sinfulstarvsconfessions answered:
We don’t ever speak of Coochie Coochie Coo again

I have NEVER felt so disgusted about anything in my entire life, even while reading listening to that accursed story.
Pfft - Atlas
to everyone who has ever liked. reblogged, added nice tags/comments onto my selfies:
i love u and owe u my life