Red and Blue make Purple

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• <p> <b>Viktor:</b> Yurio's at a very special age where he only has one thing on his mind.<p/><b>Katsuki:</b> Girls?<p/><b>Plisetsky:</b> Homicide.<p/></p>

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• Katsuki: I don't care what anyone else says, the middle of the oreo is the best part.
• Viktor: Light without darkness, darkness and no light. One cannot exist without the other.
• Plisetsky: Yo Socrates, it's just a fucking cookie!

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• <p> <b>Katsuki:</b> Yurio is mad at me and I'm not sure why.<p/><b>Viktor:</b> Okay, were you talking before he got upset?<p/><b>Katsuki:</b> Yes.<p/><b>Viktor:</b> That's probably it.<p/></p>

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• Viktor: Underneath this cool exterior, there is a sad human being.

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• Plisetsky: Hi, I lost my friend, Viktor. Can I make an announcement?
• Employee: Of course.
• Plisetsky (leaning into mic): Goodbye you little shit.

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• Katsuki: *screams*
• Viktor: ...What was that?
• Katsuki: I just thought about my anxieties and it's like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove.

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• Viktor: And what does my little boy want?
• Plisetsky: An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.

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• Plisetsky: You look happy. Let me guess. Your sandwich fell on the floor, and they gave it to you for free.
• Katsuki: No. Can you do that? Why doesn't everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?
• Plisetsky: I was trying to insult you.
• Katsuki: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!

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• Viktor: Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.

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• Viktor: You know, most human beings are endowed with the capacity to feel emotions.
• Plisetsky: Well those people are weak.