@yall saying Yuri has a low alcohol tolerance: nahhh if he did he’d be pretty done in after 3-4 glasses like me. My more tolerant friends would be probably drunk at around 12. Yuri’s problem is he can’t control himself.
This sinnamon roll drank *16* glasses (at least) of fizzy-af ~12% champagne, which is basically THREE BOTTLES. This is also the equivalent of doing ~16 shots, which in any time span, is Not Good™.
And this fucker proceeds to CONTINUE DRINKING ANOTHER BOTTLE.
What amazes me about Yuri Katsuki? That he’s not fucking dead. How did he not land in the hospital? Where did he learn to drink like this? Detroit fucked him up.
“Hunk, calm down, and yes, blasting.” (aka the moment I fell in love with Keith because of his stupid sassy finger-gun)
December 12, 2016
In baseball, the term battery refers collectively to the pitcher and the catcher, who may also be called batterymen or batterymates of one another.
Otabek: You have ten pirozhkis, someone takes three, how many do you have left?
Yuri: Ten.
Otabek: But someone took three–
Yuri: Ten pirozhkis and a dead body.
Otabek: //sigh// Alright. You have ten pirozhkis, I take three, how many do you have left?
Yuri: Five.
Otabek: Five?
Yuri: You take three, I give you two more.





