my professor: if he or she was to use his or her-
me:
bubleboobo
shera doodles
weedle-testaburger
im-new-at-this-shit
saddest short story
for sale: thing feet, never worn
illmamnim
chatalyst
Miraculous Ladybug characters as things my friend group has said/done:
Ladybug: *completely drunk, in tears* I love you guys so much but I just know that if I wasn’t here you’d die in 5 minutes MAXIMUM
Chat Noir: I’ll get famous off of being a furry I don’t give a fuck
Marinette: *trips over sewer drain* oh fucking fuck me I just fell in a hole
Adrien: *while applying a zombie Link temporary tattoo* lets just do this before my dad calls to ruin my life. Again.
Tikki: *cocking an imaginary gun at me after I tell them I ate their leftovers* I’m usually a healer, but
Plagg: melted cheese runs through my veins. God can’t kill me. I fucking dare him to try.
Alya: you might as well just tell me because I will find out and then I’ll slap your fuckin ass cheeks for withholding information from me
Nino: most rappers, right? You’d 100% fuck them. They’re fuckable. Lin Manuel Miranda? You do not fuck Lin Manuel Miranda. You make love to Lin Manuel Miranda. You take care of Lin Manuel Miranda. Don’t give me that fucking look you know I’m right.
Chloe: wait she thinks that I don’t like her? So she’s perceptive AND annoying as fuck.
Gabriel: God didn’t give me power over others because I’d exploit it. Case in point: *motions to their 3 children*
Hawkmoth: the mentalist was my favorite TV show as a kid because I, too, would like to be able to manipulate people and then use it for my own personal gain. *gets told the mentalist didn’t use his power for personal gain* oh. Well I would if I was him.
lavacherries
reypadawanjedi
not to be full of love but uhh *taps heart* there’s a whole lot in there
ghostfiish
haberdashing
Guys. Guys. Calculating tips. Just. Look at your bill. And move the decimal point one step left. That’s ten percent. Double that number. Now it’s twenty percent.
$100.00 bill? $10.000. Ten dollars. Double it. Twenty dollars. That’s a 20% tip.
$67.50? Now it’s $6.750. $6.75? Might as well be $7. Double it. Roughly $14. You’re not going to miss the change.
Please. I failed math three times
awkwardmiraculousphotos
gothicglasses
larrymarmalaid
Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”
Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!
U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this
Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.
God bless this post pls share it far & wide
Wow didn’t know any of th that
it’s not only america, you guys are complaining you had a shitty sex ed? well I had none, not even half a lesson on this shit so yeah
#sex ed is important you guys are just idiots for not teaching us
geekgirles
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