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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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straightpeoplereceipts

unfollow me if you don’t support a woman’s right to fake her own murder, frame her husband, then disappear with her girlfriend and $500,000 in cash.

girlmeetsamerica

wait… what?

straightpeoplereceipts

unfollow me if you don’t support a woman’s right to fake her own murder, frame her husband, then disappear with her girlfriend and $500,000 in cash.

girlmeetsamerica

what about on a card??

straightpeoplereceipts

a card is too easy to track

girlmeetsamerica

of course! How else could he have tracked me?!

straightpeoplereceipts

you want all your money in cash, upfront, and preferably you want to find a method of withdrawing it without it seeming suspicious. don’t remove it all the day before you leave, or even the week you leave. keep it spaced out, reasonable and explainable. if you’ll be staying with your girlfriend instead of traveling, i suggest she keeps paying for things as she would normally, but any items bought for you specifically be bought in cash at another store.

argyle-s

Banks are required to report any cash transaction of $10,000 or above under anti-money laundering laws. They are also required to report structuring, which is a series of cash transactions of under $10,000 which are designed to avoid reporting. You need to take out random amounts, at random intervals. Get a pair of dice, and roll them. One determines the day of the week you’re going to take out money (Mon - Sat) and the other determines the amount (add 3 to the roll for this, so 1 = $4K, and 6 = $9). It will take a long time, but the money will be untraceable this way.

barbiediaries

don’t fake your murder and frame ur husband

straightpeoplereceipts

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kristinkemper

I am SO, SO EXCITED to share my SVA thesis film at long last!!!!! This is what I spent most of the past year working on. It’s the biggest thing I’ve ever made, and I still couldn’t have done it without the help and support of a bunch of really awesome people. I strongly recommend watching it in HD and I hope you like it a lot! :)

lowacoaster

oh damn, wow, talk about inspiring.  

bagtoon

HOLY FUCK I DIDN’T EXPECT THAT AT ALL
WOW
PLEASEWATCHTHISOHMYGOODNESS
IT’S UNLIKE ANYTHING I’VE SEEN BEFORE OHWOWIJUST- /SCREAMING/

missdoodle

I DON’T KNOW IF YOU CAN HEAR ME DREAMWORKS BUT YOU NEED TO ADAPT THE HELL OUT OF THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

steamhunk

This is sooo awesome

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  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: it's 1:59am and i'm literally lying in bed thinking about the umbrella scene and how important it is to the entire existence of the characters and relationships in this show. it is so symbolic of the connection between adrien and marinette and even though we've seen all different variations of their interactions throughout the entire season before that moment, nothing comes close to how significant and poignant this final scene is for these two characters. the shift in colors and atmosphere from the rest of the show in this one scene just emphasizes how important it is and the final line of the scene and episode and technically even season is literally "those two are meant for each other," tying everything up so perfectly that i have no words to describe how i feel about that final line. i also just stopped in the middle of this rant to watch the scene for the 30th time and i'm overwhelmed by how beautiful it is, from adrien's laugh to marinette's sigh to the amazing soundtrack in the background. but most importantly i am so happy that above all else, this scene establishes the friendship between adrien and marinette and how important it is to adrien especially. every time i watch this scene i feel so content and so satisfied and so blessed. we are so blessed to be living in the same lifetime as this scene. we are so blessed
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