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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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autisticdorumon

Give me a heartwarming Christmas movie about Satan traveling around the world every Christmas to deliver presents to all the young kids and kids with learning disorders and disabilities who misspell “Santa” on their Christmas letters every year

eccentricmisseclectic

And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”

incurablenecromantic

Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.

pretentious-git

Lucifer: hey big guy I need your list because I don’t know what these kids want for christmas and you’ve got all the info.
Santa: this isn’t your holiday
Lucifer: yeah well james here doesn’t fucking know that so give me the list, he asked for Satan

iopele

posts like this make me happier than any amount of jolly fat white guys in red or cheesy canned Christmas music ever could

green-nonsense

@mahaliciously IM SCREAMING

mahaliciously

@green-nonsense oH MY G O D I’M SOBBING THIS JUST MADE MY ENTIRE D A Y