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some o y’all that have been following me for a long time know i fucking love bright colors but i have my limits and those limits are neon red and pure white
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manifestation-s
im replacing my brain with a mined craft dirt block
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why do i have so many bottle caps on my desk. what am i gonna do with all these bottle caps
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trans-giles
today in art class i took my phone out for like 2 seconds to just check the time and my battery percent and my beloved art teacher, who just happened to notice the sonic the hedgehog shirt i was wearing, yelled “SONIC, PUT THE PHONE AWAY” ajd i swear those five words hit me like a speeding truck on a highway i was unable to paint right for the rest of class because i was still reeling in from the shock
ah well lookie here it’s my biggest regret on tumblr! why the fuck does this bitch of a post have 64k notes
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Me: (posts a funny comic for Tumblr to laff at)
Tumblr: (cricket silence)
Me: my art teacher called me Sonic once
Tumblr: LOLOLOLOLOL SONIC SO FUNNY AND CRINGY 65K NOTES BIG MOOD OP I KIN THIS POST
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criku
hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon
My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.
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