Good advice from Vernon Shaw
lance + choker + croptop = sign me the fuck up
December 12, 2016
In baseball, the term battery refers collectively to the pitcher and the catcher, who may also be called batterymen or batterymates of one another.
Otabek: You have ten pirozhkis, someone takes three, how many do you have left?
Yuri: Ten.
Otabek: But someone took three–
Yuri: Ten pirozhkis and a dead body.
Otabek: //sigh// Alright. You have ten pirozhkis, I take three, how many do you have left?
Yuri: Five.
Otabek: Five?
Yuri: You take three, I give you two more.
*throws your “emotionless coldhearted keith” characterization into the dirt and grinds it with my heel*