the only millennial headline that matters
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the only millennial headline that matters
reblog if you want dinner more than sex
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
you go on my youtube channel. there is only one vid. it’s titled “the most epic fails compilation” and it’s just a 166,550,443 hour long video of my uncut life from the moment i was born till this exact moment
166,550,443 hours/24 hours = 6,939,601.79 days/365.25 days = 18,999.6 years
You’re telling me that the life of an immortal is a failure?
listen my dude i don’t know what numbers are i have never seen a math before in my life
You have no idea how excited I get seeing stuff like this.
perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you