Since most phones are becoming waterproof, soon it will again be acceptable to push people into the pool
yaboybokuto
McHanzo Week Day 2: Domestic Life
creativecreepie
jenosdarling
Pidge Gunderson
- What I expected: A small, lovable dork who is always there to lend a hand!!
- What I got: The Saltmaster 3000
gracesalty
holycaribou
i picked up a new class of year sevens today and i was writing on the board (in very illegible overly loopy cursive) and one girl was like “miss rose, i think you’re a very similar person to your handwriting” and i was like “why do you think that sweetheart?” and she was like “it’s very pretty but a lot of it is just unnecessary”
and can i just say i don’t think i’ve ever been dragged that hard in my life let alone by an eleven year old
crusanitegracesalty
brennbug
unfollow me if you don’t support a woman’s right to fake her own murder, frame her husband, then disappear with her girlfriend and $500,000 in cash.
wait… what?
unfollow me if you don’t support a woman’s right to fake her own murder, frame her husband, then disappear with her girlfriend and $500,000 in cash.
what about on a card??
a card is too easy to track
of course! How else could he have tracked me?!
you want all your money in cash, upfront, and preferably you want to find a method of withdrawing it without it seeming suspicious. don’t remove it all the day before you leave, or even the week you leave. keep it spaced out, reasonable and explainable. if you’ll be staying with your girlfriend instead of traveling, i suggest she keeps paying for things as she would normally, but any items bought for you specifically be bought in cash at another store.
Banks are required to report any cash transaction of $10,000 or above under anti-money laundering laws. They are also required to report structuring, which is a series of cash transactions of under $10,000 which are designed to avoid reporting. You need to take out random amounts, at random intervals. Get a pair of dice, and roll them. One determines the day of the week you’re going to take out money (Mon - Sat) and the other determines the amount (add 3 to the roll for this, so 1 = $4K, and 6 = $9). It will take a long time, but the money will be untraceable this way.
don’t fake your murder and frame ur husband
ruinedchildhood