Since most phones are becoming waterproof, soon it will again be acceptable to push people into the pool
McHanzo Week Day 2: Domestic Life
Since most phones are becoming waterproof, soon it will again be acceptable to push people into the pool
i picked up a new class of year sevens today and i was writing on the board (in very illegible overly loopy cursive) and one girl was like “miss rose, i think you’re a very similar person to your handwriting” and i was like “why do you think that sweetheart?” and she was like “it’s very pretty but a lot of it is just unnecessary”
and can i just say i don’t think i’ve ever been dragged that hard in my life let alone by an eleven year old
unfollow me if you don’t support a woman’s right to fake her own murder, frame her husband, then disappear with her girlfriend and $500,000 in cash.
wait… what?
what about on a card??
of course! How else could he have tracked me?!
Banks are required to report any cash transaction of $10,000 or above under anti-money laundering laws. They are also required to report structuring, which is a series of cash transactions of under $10,000 which are designed to avoid reporting. You need to take out random amounts, at random intervals. Get a pair of dice, and roll them. One determines the day of the week you’re going to take out money (Mon - Sat) and the other determines the amount (add 3 to the roll for this, so 1 = $4K, and 6 = $9). It will take a long time, but the money will be untraceable this way.
don’t fake your murder and frame ur husband