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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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siniristiriita

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

browntiger15

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

myramblingness

Meta twist: This story is about Minerva Mcgonagall and her wife

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unpopular opinion

supercoolclouds

excessive amounts of melted cheese in food is gross and needs to stop as a trend

7eggs

anyways while this loser is living a sad, cheeseless life, i’ll be melting a wheel of sharp cheddar cheese directly onto my naked body

Source: supercoolclouds kghfjkdhgldfjglkdfjlkgkdflmd classic tumblr i love cheese but too much cheese can be a little gross sometimes