minecraft was actually propaganda made entirely to make us gay. think about it. how straight were you when you first heard about minecraft and how gay are you now
The blocks in Minecraft are straight so we don’t have to be
minecraft was actually propaganda made entirely to make us gay. think about it. how straight were you when you first heard about minecraft and how gay are you now
The blocks in Minecraft are straight so we don’t have to be
Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.
You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.
Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.
That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.
Meta twist: This story is about Minerva Mcgonagall and her wife
Nathalie is worried Adrien will be taken out of school because she made a mistake in trusting Lila
Adrien is worried Nathalie got told off because he made a mistake in trusting Lila
Someone save them both
From Gabriel AND Lila ;-;
excessive amounts of melted cheese in food is gross and needs to stop as a trend
anyways while this loser is living a sad, cheeseless life, i’ll be melting a wheel of sharp cheddar cheese directly onto my naked body