if you die in a fur suit, will you still be wearing it in heaven
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fantome-menace
if you die in a fursuit youre not going to heaven
this is the plot of the companions questline in skyrim
crusanite
fantome-menace
Talking about certain nonwhite people having privilege over others bc they’re lightskinned: 👍👍👍👍
Deciding u can revoke their poc card and erase their identity bc u don’t think they look nonwhite enough: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎👎👎❌❌❌❌❌
crusanite
fantome-menace
Everyone’s familiar with “Rule 34 of the Internet: there is porn of any conceivable subject”.
Is there also a rule that states that fandom abhors a vacuum of sexually available slim white men to ship with each other, and any piece of media that doesn’t include at least two will invent them?
Should a piece of popular media include one (1) thin white boy, failure to include another thin white boy to ship him with will result in the most popular ships in a particular fandom…
1.) importing another thin white boy from an unrelated piece of media to pair him with, regardless of reciprocated canon relationships with female characters…
2.) interpreting a non-human character as a thin white boy, even a much, much older antagonist…
3.) shipping the thin white character with himself…
Related: if a fandom DOES include at least two thin white boys, but neither of them are lead characters, they will become the most popular ship in that fandom, preferred over non-white lead male characters who display affection towards one another….
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littleblackchats
As someone else pointed out:
Doing this would be extra fantastic because suddenly all of the pre-printed inauguration memorabilia “45th President” stuff Trump has made would suddenly be made inaccurate, as Biden would technically own that title. So they’d either have to scramble to make a bunch of new stuff OR they’d have to go through with the Inauguration without any “46th President” t-shirts or hats or whatever OR all the Trump supporters would just have to buy merchandise that was technically inaccurate.
Can you imagine learning about this in history classes in the future? I would love to be that teacher
Student: so the 45th president was Biden for like, a day?
Teacher: yes
Student: why
Teacher: drama
this would be beautiful
ruinedchildhood
