amayas-scar
if anyone gets a link to season 2 of voltron online please hmu because it’s not available on netflix where i live so :)
chocmarss
Shit my cousins and I say in our group chat:
- “I DONT LOOK LIKE A COW I EAT COWS” “cannibalism”
- “a goose laughing into hell”
- “IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH”
- “i cant unsee pandas as cows”
- “do cows have fur”
- “our songs are very meme-ful and emo-tional”
- “it’s raining men~” “lmao imagine their screams as they descend to the grounds at high speeds”
- “I heard the horrifying crunch of a snail’s soul under my foot just now” “u monster”
- “my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun” “Isn’t that a euphemism for penis” “Yeah bc sometimes I can be a dick” “It has been said”
- finger guns tiredly
- “IM SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS”
- “say bloody furry in front of the mirror three times and one will appear”
- “Say hello to my 16 furbabies” “how dare you call your children that”
- “i will disown you” “You won’t be the first, let me just say”
-“………..a fucking disgrace”
- “liBRO”
- 😀❓❔❓❔❕❔❕❔
- “i love it when my body decides to celebrate the final day of my finals by bleeding”
- “YOU ARE TO BE CLEANSED OF YOUR SINS OF SULLYING THE PURE IMAGE OF BEAVY THE BEAVER”
- “you may now kiss the bride” 👁👅👁
- “im not gonna pay 50 bucks for a political frog”
- “yo” “is it me you’re looking for?” “I can’t believe I sang my greeting with your reply smh” “it’s the modern way lmao”
“idk how you find all the panda vids” “Idk either they just come to me. like shits”
- “I am suffer”
- *sends video of self to the group* “my phone literally froze what satanism did you pass to me I’m screaming into hell”
- “my keyboard lagged” “fucking karma bitch” “suck a dick” 👁👅👁
- “everytime I read a smut fanfic that has the sentence ‘fluttering hole’ I actually imagined a butterfly fluttering it’s wings I want to die”
- “I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ANUSES FLUTTER ARE THEY FLUTTERING BECAUSE FARTING????”
- “YOU DO NOT ATTACK ME WITH ART AT 3.30AM”
- “What if my boobs make the eyes 3d”
- “Im second guessing everything I’ve decided and lol that sucks balls”
- *imagining what would happen if we have sugar daddies* “you’ll pay me back at home baby ;)” “but I’m a poor student I have no money”
- “I, a tiny,”
- “what is relax” “a foreign concept”
- “A BIRD MAMA. AN OBAMA”
yaboybokuto
gesu-ko
This is actually what a road trip with them is like.
(there is like no way Yuri’s left hand isn’t at least somewhere near Viktor’s crotch in that Pash cover)
ruinedchildhood
