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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Shit my cousins and I say in our group chat:

- “I DONT LOOK LIKE A COW I EAT COWS” “cannibalism”

- “a goose laughing into hell”

- “IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH”

- “i cant unsee pandas as cows”

- “do cows have fur”

- “our songs are very meme-ful and emo-tional”

- “it’s raining men~” “lmao imagine their screams as they descend to the grounds at high speeds”

- “I heard the horrifying crunch of a snail’s soul under my foot just now” “u monster”

- “my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun” “Isn’t that a euphemism for penis” “Yeah bc sometimes I can be a dick” “It has been said”

- finger guns tiredly

- “IM SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS”

- “say bloody furry in front of the mirror three times and one will appear”

- “Say hello to my 16 furbabies” “how dare you call your children that”

- “i will disown you” “You won’t be the first, let me just say”

-“………..a fucking disgrace”

- “liBRO”

- 😀❓❔❓❔❕❔❕❔

- “i love it when my body decides to celebrate the final day of my finals by bleeding”

- “YOU ARE TO BE CLEANSED OF YOUR SINS OF SULLYING THE PURE IMAGE OF BEAVY THE BEAVER”

- “you may now kiss the bride” 👁👅👁

- “im not gonna pay 50 bucks for a political frog”

- “yo” “is it me you’re looking for?” “I can’t believe I sang my greeting with your reply smh” “it’s the modern way lmao”

“idk how you find all the panda vids” “Idk either they just come to me. like shits”

- “I am suffer”

- *sends video of self to the group* “my phone literally froze what satanism did you pass to me I’m screaming into hell”

- “my keyboard lagged” “fucking karma bitch” “suck a dick” 👁👅👁

- “everytime I read a smut fanfic that has the sentence ‘fluttering hole’ I actually imagined a butterfly fluttering it’s wings I want to die”

- “I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ANUSES FLUTTER ARE THEY FLUTTERING BECAUSE FARTING????”

- “YOU DO NOT ATTACK ME WITH ART AT 3.30AM”

- “What if my boobs make the eyes 3d”

- “Im second guessing everything I’ve decided and lol that sucks balls”

- *imagining what would happen if we have sugar daddies* “you’ll pay me back at home baby ;)” “but I’m a poor student I have no money”

- “I, a tiny,”

- “what is relax” “a foreign concept”

- “A BIRD MAMA. AN OBAMA

for writing ref i guess??? idk this is just amusing i never actually knew what kind of nonsense we were sprouting until i went through the chat like these things are mostly said in two days personal marsrb