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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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damegreywulf:
“ naamahdarling:
“ urulokid:
“ facebooksexism:
“ skeptikhaleesi:
“ brownglucose:
“ nextyearsgirl:
“ The absence of women in history is man made.
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How petty
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just look at babe ruth’s face tho
so confused
so lost
i love it
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Jackie...
nextyearsgirl

The absence of women in history is man made.

brownglucose

How petty

skeptikhaleesi

just look at babe ruth’s face tho

so confused

so lost

i love it

facebooksexism

Jackie Mitchell…a bad ass lady I had never heard of. 

urulokid

From her Wikipedia page: “Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:

“I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day.”

Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.

A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”

TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard

naamahdarling

These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girl’s awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said “NO GIRLS.”

They gave up.

They couldn’t handle it.

Losers. 

Teenage girls are amazing.

damegreywulf

Here’s a friendly reminder of why the big leagues of sports aren’t co-ed.

It’s not to “make it fair” on women. It’s because men are scared of being beaten by women.

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grimfemme

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

reaill

welp now we know the distinction between the two

spookytox

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

pansysky

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

brainstatic

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.

otherbully1

We’re used to mini wheats…

haydenkdy

I AM CRYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

i-need-mayo

@dreddzeppelin

bob-artist

Plain shredded wheat is my life.  I just finished a box and got a new box today.  Please don’t hurt me like this. ;_;

Also, I thought everyone knew shredded wheat came in 4 sizes:

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rudolphsb9

I’m still laughing my ass off at “lunatic fiber satan”

adorkable-jedi

Fun story, my grandparents bought the big ones on accident when my cousin was little and had to keep buying them because he liked “eating hay bales” for breakfast when he was over

Source: sheretic food lol
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stooby-doo

So i almost hit a kid with my car.
I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just let out. Anyways this kid darts in front of my car and i slam on my breaks. And he dabs. This fucking kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just fucking dab. His last moments would have been a sick ass dab.
It was an out of body experience.

Source: stooby-doo honestly I think this kid might be me if I gotta go out I'm going fabulous and by fabulous I mean dabulous