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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
adamlynnch cigarettesmokeandexyracquets-de
damnselfly

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

shoren18

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

jdkaplonski

Needed this today.

animate-mush

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

Source: damnselfly important I was actually like this the other day had a paper due for class and I didn't finish it started hyperventilating and my teacher turned around and told me that it wasn't that big of a deal and to turn it in tommorrow I just couldn't and I started crying and freaking the hell out and my friend took me outside to calm me down ugh I hate my life
lionbots quiznaks
quiznaks

while at the beach, these three guys were skateboarding and one of them messed up so the other two started laughing until he shouted “YEAH SO FUNNY REMEMBER WHEN YOU RAN INTO THAT POLE” and the guy with the snapback gasped and replied angrily “SHUT UP KEITH NO ONE LIKES YOU”

ohmygod fav lance keith klance keithy boy WE WERE JSUT HAVING AN ARGUEMENT LIKE THIS ABOUT THE LIONS IM SCREAM
sacredaltean lanceinshiningarmor
fistatfirstklance

i kind of want lance to be the guy where alien animals just love him

scary skeleton birds? they try to bring him to their nests and feed him worms

giant reptilian fire breathers? totally coil around him and won’t let him go

slimy alien slugs? hide in his clothes so they can go home with him

a pack of feral yuppers? lick his face and try to make him part of their pack

pls lance