lance (with the innocence of someone who’s truly apologetic): oops sorry shiro i was trying to hit keith
keith (with the innocence of a stripper whose rent is due tomorrow): like that?
have you seen my son? he’s about this tall, clearly gay but we havent had the talk
Me: I need healing…Ana…help me…
Ana:

Me: On second thought I’m good I’ll just die here
“mei’s thin waist was a bug!”

to be fair, i could believe blizzard managed to fuck up like this
lest we forget widowmakers expanding buttcheeks

visor: up
ass: out