ezdoklance
The Lance that’s the Paladin of the Red Lion
The Lance that’s always got my back
And the Lance who knows exactly who he is
And what he’s got to offer
technoskates
helluva-pilot
“2019 will be–” SHUT the fuck up okay the evil eye is out for blood i swear we do this every year
i’m here to protect u all bc u sure won’t protect urselves, evidently
lesbianhatsune
sonicdrift2
Sonic the Hedgehog has physically fought both military drones and actual human law enforcement many times including at least 2 people in a helicopter who were arresting him. He literally broke into the president’s limo to steal top secret information what I’m saying is the government wants sonic dead and sonic says fuck blue lives
babyblueavenger
fan-art-ic
me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing
no no no, you don’t understand the true level of spiteful here. The sender of a letter didn’t pay for the post in 1800. The receiver did. You just made your enemy pay for the privilege of being insulted.
miraculousladybug-confessions
“I know where people are coming from when they complain about what lessons kids are learning from this show specially when it comes to Chloé’s bullying, and Adrien super handling rejection skills. But real talk, my 8 year old sister is super into this show and she doesn’t even care about Chloé’s redemption arc or the love square. A more real concern for me is that she keep trying to jump from the second floor with a yoyo on her hand because “She’s Ladybug”
babyblueavenger
feralsrock
Some dude bro on the internet talking about the new She-Ra reboot: Ugh SJWs are taking over cartoons and making them all preachy. I hate it when shows try to push an agenda on kids. Why can’t they be like they used to be, you know?
Original He-Man, looking straight at the audience: We had a lot of fun here today, but you know what isn’t fun? Judging others based on how they look. Not liking a person because he or she is a different race or religion is wrong. Also, plant a tree, and don’t do drugs.
Lou Scheimer was born to a German Jewish family and believed that his cartoons had a responsibility to teach children kindness and respect for everybody.
Back then there were also MILITANT divides between “boy’s” and “girl’s” entertainment but when he found out He-Man had at least a small following of little girls he pitched the concept of He-Man’s sister She-Ra and was insistent she be as tough a warrior as her brother. He saw that girls actually did like “scary” sword and sorcery and had a WHOLE NEW FUCKING SHOW made so they could feel acknowledged and have a heroine to look up to with her very own series.
Later he would help design a whole new sci-fi fantasy setting with the most creative control he ever had, Bravestarr, and was adamant that the hero be a Native American man, the first ever in a starring role on a kid’s action show. He also wanted Bravestarr to be a positive role model by being a patient, gentle, soft spoken man who abhors violence and avoids using guns at all costs.
These cartoons are remembered as schlocky toy commercials and they ARE entertaining that way but real love went into them by a guy who wanted kids to grow up more sensitive and caring. Some of these same geeks crying about THE SJW’S were raised by even more bluntly progressive media than we’ve almost ever had and they didn’t even know it.
marichams
bubleboobo
lahiffed
ruinedchildhood