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Anonymous asked:

Klance is already canon in some reality. Slav confirms.

kxlance answered:

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@ ANON IF UR STILL AROUND i’ve been thinking a lot about this and now i’ve been imagining that slav would actually say this around the two. i feel like he’d be observant enough to understand there’s something going on. so he just causually drops the news one day.

“you know that two people can get together in alternative universes?”

keith: i don’t get it why are you telling this to me

slav: *glances at lance then looks back at keith* ;)

keith: damnit u got me….just pls…. don’t….don’t say anything alright

obviously it does not go well because slav forgets he promised not to say anything, so instead of getting a very heartfelt confession, one day slav just… slips everything out.

“according to my calculations the alternative reality i told you about can become easily true if you do one thing.”

Slav no

Slav yes

“wha—-”

“you just have to confess your feelings for each other!! how funny is that???”

and lance is right next to keith and they’re both red in the face choking on their spits.

thatgirlonstage

Yes and also what if

What if we start making a joke out of the previous versions of Voltron being alternate realities that Slav knows about?

“In an alternate reality you wear much more pink” (to Allura) “In an alternate reality you are even shorter. Also in most realities you are a boy” (to Pidge) “In an alternate reality you never piloted the blue lion” (to Lance)

And then we get “In an alternate reality Keith and the princess are in love.” Slav looks up and sees Lance looking absolutely crushed “I calculate the odds of that happening in this reality to be extremely low. Keith is much more likely to end up with you.”

Source: kxlance y'all are killing me omfg vld s2 headcanons keith lance klance slav text
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