Red and Blue make Purple

[maryomahmed]

Anonymous asked:

as somebody who's like, 5'8'', watching all these shorty positive messages is like watching a bunch of angry floof birbs peeping around me and the mental image is really cute. whoop whoop shorties

OMG!!!!!! WE ARE NOT CUTE!!!! FIGHT US!!!

[maryomahmed]

Anonymous asked:

im almost 18 and ever since i was 13 or so ive been 4 foot 11.8 inches, and just last month i finally grew the centimeters i needed to be 5 foot exact and im so happy but everyone makes fun of me and i am not growing anymore ;-;

THERE THERE ANON ;w;

[maryomahmed]

YOU ALL WELCOMED MY DUDES!!!
(SORRY I CAN’T ANSWER EVERY SINGLE MESSAGE :‘3)

[cadrilovesklance]

[cherryandsisters]

“stay tf away from me” to “touch this human and i will kill you” 

[cadrilovesklance]

Seasons 1 and 2

[maryomahmed]

furryzero asked:

My wife could join your squad too (146 cm or 4' 9,5") :O

HOLY SHIT!!! SHE SMOL!!! SHE CAN JOIN US!

[maryomahmed]

Anonymous asked:

Hello yes I would like to join the short army I am 18 and 5'1

YOU ALL ARE WELCOMED!!!!

[maryomahmed]

artzypaw asked:

I'm 15 and 5'3. one year i was told by a nurse i was 5'4, but then the next two years i've been 5'3. How is that possible. I literally shrank

THAT’S THE SAME THING MOM ASKS HERSELF EVERYDAY XD

[maryomahmed]

[doodlesonice]

thesis deadlines are killing me but until we get any new information im going to assume this is how yuuri and phichit met 

[maryomahmed]

Anonymous asked:

Can I join the short person army?? I'm 4'11 ;u;

YES,ANON!!!!

[maryomahmed]

soupery asked:

im 5'1 lets go shorty squaaaad

YEAH!!!!! BEWARE US,TALL PEOPLE!!!!