Red and Blue make Purple

[sitrusky]

[goodluckdetective]

I have a soft spot for parental figures who don’t want to admit they’re parental figures.

“I am not a father,” he says as he is followed by a horde of children.

[thespace-dragon]

[theinvisiblemad]

Okay, so. It’s late at night and I kinda wanna play a game with you all.

The one where a person says a word, and you have to make a new word by changing only one letter, I’ll start.

Pork. 

[rynia]

Perk.

[aceofknives]

Pert.

[butt-floozy]

Port.

[literallygamzeeirl]

Part.

[littlehuntedprincess]

Fart.

[theinvisiblemad]

Farm.

[thrustingbutts]

Harm

[jocosejoni]

Hard

[butt-burgers]

Lard

[jocosejoni]

Lark

[ouroburritos]

Park

[johnnyjoe]

Puck

[nuzleafs]

Fuck

[themaxiepad]

Funk

[materadyne]

Dunk

[culorojo]

Lunk

[hyouretsuzan]

Sunk

[free-ottawe]

Suns

[free-ottawe]

Buns

[no-good-names-left]

Nuns

[cosmic-aria]

Nubs

[sylph-0f-blood]

Nuts

[apocalypticaamplified]

Huts

[greaterdoq]

Hats

[dangergays]

Hate

[the-emo-duck]

mate

[theaspiefox]

Date

[emoastrobiologist]

Dare

[kalikatze]

Dire.

[thrakaboom]

Dime

[phoenixyfriend]

Lime.

[misssprinklebottom]

mime

[peridots-fast-fingers]

Mite

[icyzans]

site

[7-strangeowlraider-7]

Kite

[megaphone334]

Rite

[ari-zonia]

Nite

[matt-tetska]

Bite

[thejewker]

bile

[healterskeltergirl]

pile

[divine-roost]

Pine

[rebel-against-reality]

Pink

[spineldragon]

PUNK

[arkhamhorror]

Puny

[tenebraetrash]

Pony

[sole-survivors-survival-guide]

Pong

[amandaterasu]

Ping

[sole-survivors-survival-guide]

Ding

[hrhowling]

Sing

[the-good-cop]

sink

[tiny-angry-dragon]

zink

[ominouslymathematical]

Dink

[damn-i-ship-it]

Dine

[neato-ft]

wine

[fairytail-is-life]

Line

[thestrongestmageindigiworld]

Lane

[lockandk3yfiction]

Land

[ice-bringer]

Lend

[little-dragneel]

lewd

[just-absolutely-super]

Lead

[wildestheart4ever]

mead

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

mend

[spades-king]

send

[distant-echo-arthur]

sand

[romanoshenanigans]

land

[hell-hetalia]

fand

[starshifting]

Fend

[ask-romacat]

feed

[ask-arthur-kirklandd]

seed

[ask-sinful-alfiej]

Weed

[strudle-cutie-4427]

Meed

[solace-sunshine]

mead

[theinsidiouscinnamonroll]

Mean

[incorrect-shadowhunters-quotes]

Bean

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Lean

[kyoshu-koi]

Lead

[thespace-dragon]

Lear

[adamlynnch]

[llstarcasterll]

“don’t make me sad, don’t make me cry, sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough I don’t know why”

Commission for @pissvinegarandacrowbar

[joker-ace]

[digg]

WHOM TRYNA FUCK SEXY CGI MR CLEAN

this is already the best superbowl ad, there is no competition

[adulthoodisokay]

WTF

[sitrusky]

[daiyanochar]

“SAWAMURA!!!”