“narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion…
coz they are so awesome!“

take my hand

take my whole life too

OH
This is one of the best discourses I’ve been a part of since that time I taught Admin Dani to make spaghetti over chat, thank you.
it wasn’t really…discourse but ok
i’m ready to fly
Glad to see you have ascended to the astral plane
Anonymous asked:
friendlycloudguy answered:


Finally done w my requests :)
Scientific fact:
Hating on my ship and especially me for shipping it has a 0% chance of making me stop and a 100000000 % chance of causing me to ship it harder to spite you.
So if Haggar is Altean this time…
…What do you suppose the chances are that Lotor is the result of a weird, drunken night between Haggar and Zarkon that they’d both just like to put behind them if they could, like…
Zarkon: “So…it got weird, didn’t it.”
Haggar: “Indeed.”
Zarkon: “I knew it. Look, we talked about this, we promised it wouldn’t get weird. I can’t let my feelings for you interfere with my taking over the universe. You know that.”
Haggar: “Lord Zarkon…I’m late.”
Zarkon: “No, no. You responded to my summons right on time.”
Haggar: “No. I mean…I’m late.”
Zarkon: “…..Oh quiznak.”
…and thus Lotor was born.
- Anxiety: So, are you two married?
- Morality: No, we're en-gay-ged!
- Logic: Can I get an early divorce?
- Anxiety: Hey, I got us friendship bracelets!
- Prince: Nice! Put it on me!
- Anxiety: [handcuffs himself to Prince]


