Red and Blue make Purple

[kit-chats]

• Me 10 years ago: I never use online abbreviations! standard english all the time!
• Me a couple of years ago: u kno wat fuck it
• Me now: it is impossible to communicate effectively online without using internet slang due to the mixed mode format and lack of paralinguistic features. Things like lack of punctuation, abbreviations, acronyms and such all have their own connotations and communicate far more than their commonly accepted meaning. Linguistics has evolved. n u kno what i love it

[kit-chats]

[literalizing]

Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*  

[kit-chats]

[thespace-dragon]

[thespace-dragon]

writing-in-a-daydream replied to your photo “why are you all like this get out xD but really thank you, ill have…”

Shhhhh it’s because you are a lovely person who deserves it.

are you shushing me? me? of all people you are shushing me? I will not shush, all of you are delusional for following me

[writing-in-a-daydream]

I WILL SHUSH YOU I AM OLD ENOUGH TO SHUSH PEOPLE OK!

But yes, you are lovely.

[thespace-dragon]

shhhhh, youre spreading lies.

dont lie to the good people

[geetandbeo]

[redprince]

my toes can just about touch the back of my head

y am i so unfleXIBLE

[geetandbeo]

u FOOL

[geetandbeo]

[yurionicememes]

I took the sign for a date

[redprince]

wow, it’s sitting so politely! its a sign that it likes u  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[yurionicememes]

*throws sign at u* S T A P

[spooky-scary-endoskeleton]

Don’t forget kid, no sex before the third date

[geetandbeo]

Yes. Thank you.

[thespace-dragon]

archistratego replied to your post “i know i can trust you on pineapple pizza, wb salt n vinegar chips?”

Salt and vinegar chips are delicious ❤❤❤

THANK YOU