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geetandbeo redprince

Anonymous asked:

U fool

redprince answered:

y must u call me a fool

that hurt me

u hurt me

how could you

i am a fragile human bean

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redprince

TFW @yurionicememes INSTANTLY REBLOGS YA ASK 

IT WAS U

U SAID U WOULDNT HURT ME 

yurionicememes

BB IT WASNT ME I SWEAR

redprince

WHY MUST U LIE TO ME

THERES NO TRUST IN THIS MARRIAGE

NO TRUST !!!!!!!!!!

geetandbeo

PLS I HAV ALL THE TRUST

THERE WAS ANOTHER!

WHO WAS JEALOUS OF THIS MARRIAGE.

Wait. When did we get married???

apvrrish dramaqueenfromtatooine
dulect

when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job

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Source: dulect no lie i can't wait for melania to hire someone to ghostwrite a memoir i think she's horrible and i don't pity her one iota but she's gonna spill some tea when he's dead like she KNOWS there are cameras on her face this is the most important day of her shithead husbands life and she STILL makes this face??? this is a woman with many regrets just waiting to spew them