- Keith and Lance: *dating for a couple months*
- Keith: *watches Lance do his skin care routine*
- Keith: hey, Lance?
- Lance: yeah?
- Keith: do you think you, uh, you could, maybe, teach me how to do that?
- Lance: what? take care of your skin?
- Keith: *nods*
- Lance: well i don't know why someone so beautiful would need that, but sure. c'mere
OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS
THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT
OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?
WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE













