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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
efrondeur

Anonymous asked:

Top 5 nicknames? For yourself or what you give to others?

i’ll do both. 

my nicknames

  1. red
  2. flame
  3. giggles
  4. death wagon
  5. dad

nicknames i give others

  1. asshole
  2. dickface
  3. cactus
  4. refer to them by their hair color (blond - blondie, brown - brunette, black - emo, etc)
  5. child

Ask me about my top 5 anything!

can you tell i'm kind of an asshole also i'm mostly dad online but there are some irl who call me dad thats moreso for when i go into parent mode thanks anon!!! <3 Anonymous
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herhmione

y'all: how original…. a smirking, tall, extremely attractive love interest that the main character hates even though there’s an insane amount of sexual tension…….. how cliche……

me: *stuffing all my favorite smirking, tall, extremely attractive love interests that the main character hates even though there’s an insane amount of sexual tension under my bed* yeah….. ha ha….. how cliche…… i hate that

Source: herhmione i am sorry dawny days queue excelsior