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BUSTING SIGN STEREOTYPES

  • Aries: Is capable of other emotions besides anger. On occasion, they also experience rage, blinding rage, and murderous rage.
  • Taurus: They do other things besides eat. Such as sleep. And complain.
  • Gemini: They don't always talk. I knew one once that was silent for two minutes.
  • Cancer: Not all have mommy issues!!! Some have daddy issues.
  • Leo: Has probably cared about one other human being besides themselves.
  • Virgo: Can sometimes let loose and be wild, like not making their bed for two days.
  • Libra: Once spent a reasonable amount of money while shopping and was able to make a decision.
  • Scorpio: They were born virgins
  • Sagittarius: Does not really have commitment issues. They've had the same combat boots for years without wanting another pair.
  • Capricorn: Highly capable of doing fun activities like not wearing a bra
  • Aquarius: Hasn't made contact with aliens yet
  • Pisces: They once went six minutes and thirty seconds without crying in public
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