- Customer at Walmart: Excuse me, sir. Do you know where the cereal is?
- Employee: it's 8 isles down from us but you probably can't see it because the render distance in this store is set on low.
“where are you right now?!”
“I’M AT SOUP!”
“which store are you in?!”
“I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!”
“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE??!!”
“FUCK YOU!!!”









