crusanite
omnomnomrawr
DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN
Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.
And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”
If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.
Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.
I heartily endorse this alternative answer.
I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”
#because Hades really wasn’t that bad
No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus’ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what.
ZUES’S THUNDER COCK
To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’
reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME
Broseidon, King of the Brocean
This just keeps getting better.
I’m imagining all the Greek goddess asking me who I think is the most beautiful and I say the Norse goddess, Hel, is.
Aphrodite yells “She doesn’t even go here!”
This keeps getting better every time I find a different deviation
thanotaphobia
kxlance
crusanite
eversartdump
What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?
A πthon
I want this in my tombstone
crusanite
pocketflutter
here’s what happens when you tell an artist that their design looks like another character design:
-if it’s a character they know, they will feel ashamed and worried that they subconsciously ripped off the design. they will not want to draw that design anymore
-if it’s a character they don’t know, they will become fearful that other people who don’t know them are going to look at their design and think that they ripped it off anyway and they will not want to draw that design anymore
-it’s not a compliment
-it just makes us feel bad
-stop
crusanite
the-madness-mind
me: i hate queerbaiting
a show: *baits me*
me: *shoving popcorn in my mouth* you turn my home into a house of lies and i continue to allow it because this is all i have
amayas-scar
ruinedchildhood